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[Dr. Wummi]

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PROMISCUOUS WOMEN:

Vocations with the highest percentage of promiscuous women are, in no particular order:

1.Sales, especially real estate or anything else involving big ticket items

2.Nannies

3.School teachers, especially elementary and early childhood education

4.Nurses

5.Lawyers, especially criminal and civil litigation

6."Cleaning ladies"

7.Travel agents, stewardesses, or any other travel industry job

8.Telemarketing

9.Accountants (bean counters are ALL freaks)


TEENAGERS AND SEX:

Most teenagers turn to marijuana and alcohol in order to suppress their overwhelming sex drives, because society condemns the expression of their natural sexual tendencies. It is no coincidence that drug abuse begins when young people first start having intense sexual feelings. Those girls who know their bodies well enough to climax easily and become promiscuous young sluts, consume the least mood-altering substances, instead deriving a healthy, natural high from their orgasms.

Luckily, it is a lot easier for most boys to orgasm through jerking off than it is for most girls (I began when I was 11). However, many boys still turn to drugs and alcohol to numb sexual feelings, since most girls their age are brainwashed by society into not putting out.

Statistically, teenagers use more illicit drugs in countries with the highest sexual repression, such as Canada and The United States. If western society encouraged open, orgy-like sexual expression amongst teenagers, and even with those older for the purposes of sexual instruction, drug and alcohol use would plummet.


WOMEN IN SALES:

The easiest women to manipulate into bed are those in sales. They are highly impressionable and always think they have the upper hand when in sexual negotiations. They are also the most unfaithful of all women.


FRIGID CUNTS:

Women who display the following behaviours rarely fuck, and when they do, are invariably the lousiest lays:

1.Make men wait more than a couple of dates before putting out

2.Attend the "Gay Pride Parade" religiously

3.Regularly watch "Sex in the City" or any other sex-related programming, even sex educational documentaries (they use these shows to live vicariously through the characters or topics, rather than acting them out in real life)

4.Watch "reality TV" shows that have highly sexual overtones or subplots

5.Are overly concerned about their looks or constantly checking the application of their make-up

6.Participate in regular "girls nights out"

7.Go to clubs or bars regularly, but especially if they are still around at closing time

8.Regularly watch "talk shows"

9.Do "volunteer work

10.Go to the gym religiously


PEOPLE WHO ENJOY “READING”:

Most people who enjoy "reading" for enjoyment (rather than having to for work), or enjoy "watching movies" (other than porn), are incapable of independent thought. They are easily manipulated and will bore you to tears during a conversation. Writers are far more interesting.


CLOSET PEDOPHILES:

Many straight men in vocations that deal with children (i.e. elementary teachers) or "child welfare advocacy" (i.e. Children's Aid Society workers, Michael Jackson, etc.), are closet pedophiles. Real men want to teach in high schools and post-secondary institutions, in order to come in contact with hot teen girls in short skirts and halter tops. Please note that in cases where the man is obviously in the child-related profession for the money (i.e. child psychologists, daycare centre OWNERS, etc.), the pedophile observation may not apply.

Furthermore, a large percentage of women I have come across that are in the teaching profession are closet pedophiles, or in the least, bisexual with a fetish for teenaged girls. I suspect that in society just as many women as men are pedophiles, but it is far easier for a woman to conceal the behaviour because no one ever suspects her and it is more socially acceptable for her to "touch" young children.


SPORTS CAR ANALOGY:

A woman is like a sports car. You can drive the living fuck out of her, as long as you do not hit a curb, throwing off the alignment, or hit an object, denting the body. Usually all she needs is some regular maintenance, such as a good polish (back rub) and oil change (dinner). She will prefer being treated to a rough and hard ride over not being driven at all. Neglect her and her parts will rust out. Now, if you DO hit a curb (i.e. sexually proposition her sister) or put a dent in her (i.e. get caught in bed with her sister), then you're fucked and had better dump her before things get messier.

Even if you take her into the shop for a wheel alignment (i.e. flowers and a shopping spree) or the body shop for major structural work (i.e. drugs and marriage counseling), she will never drive the same again. Once she has been damaged, trade her in so that another sucker gets stuck with your emotional lemon.

PLEASE NOTE: marriage counseling just delays the inevitable, and will just make the death of your relationship more slow and painful.


“AVERAGE” LOOKING WOMEN:

Average looking women are the most interesting to chat with and far more likely to be original thinkers. Both ugly and hot looking women have had their personalities shaped by social attitudes towards their looks far more than the "Plain Jane" type. Interestingly, average looking women are harder to read and tend to be less facially expressive than the others.


UGLY WOMEN ARE GREAT LAYS:

Ugly women ("brown baggers"), but especially women with a major fault in their appearance, i.e. a big nose, bags under the eyes, huge ass, crossed eyes, very saggy tits, repaired cleft palate, acne scarring, etc., are THE HOTTEST FUCKS BY FAR!!! They are extremely insecure and fuck like it will be the last fuck from an attractive man that they are ever going to have.

Personally, I find women with such faults VERY SEXY. They have character. Also, I love "worn out" looking women ... you know, those that look like they have been up all night gangbanging the football team. I even tell them that their specific fault looks hot and makes me fucking horny. Knowing that their fault is making me horny makes them fuck even harder.


“SQUIRTING”:

Women who "squirt" when they have an orgasm are just pissing. I have watched the fluid stream ... it is coming out of the urethra (opening just below the clitoris). Also, it smells like light piss. It is likely related to a urethral valve insufficiency. Squirting tends to occur when a woman is having a very intense orgasm. It is known that pregnant women experience uterine pulsations during orgasm due to uterine enlargement/engorgement and the progesterone effect. These pulsations are most intense during the third trimester, at which time the highest risk of miscarriage resulting from sex exists. So it follows logically that the bladder, an organ encapsulated in a similar type of smooth muscle, can behave in a similar manner during an orgasm, especially when full enough for the urine to push firmly against the bladder walls, thereby distending it.

Furthermore, the fuller the bladder, the more likely a woman will "squirt", because of the high urinary pressure pushing against the urethral valve. And, the fuller the bladder, the more likely she drank a lot of fluid just beforehand without having had time to urinate. Therefore it is more likely the urine will be less concentrated. This fact explains why the fluid expelled during "squirting" is not as strong smelling and yellow as you would expect urine to be.

Three further observations I have made that unequivocally support my opinion that "squirting" is a myth--women who "squirt" have a higher incidence of bladder infections, most likely due to bacteria tracking back up through the insufficient urethral valve; dehydrated women rarely squirt; older women are more likely to squirt, due to bladder prolapse and urethral valve insufficiency related to aging (in "squirting" porn it is always the aging porn actress starring in the role of the "squirter").

It is not that older women know their bodies better and can "train" themselves to "squirt" ... rather, their urinary tract is aging and they cannot help it. Ladies, if you have become a "squirter", see a urologist and have the ligaments holding your bladder tightened ... that will fix the problem.


CUNT TIGHTNESS:

Cunt width and length is DIRECTLY proportional to HEIGHT and MOUTH SIZE and INVERSELY proportional to WEIGHT. The latter fact is most likely due to skinnier women having smaller deposits of adipose tissue around their vaginal canals, making them looser.


BACHELOR PARTIES:

Marriages before which a bachelor or bachelorette party took place, fall apart far sooner than those in which the partners did not partake in such rituals. Most people look at this wild pre-marital party as a "final fling" before their enjoyment of life ceases. Such an attitude is very, very negative. Also, both men and women who participate in such parties before marriage cheat 100% of the time when an opportunity arises both before, during, and after the party or marriage. And ladies ... DO NOT BELIEVE your man when he says that the bachelor party was innocent fun. The stripper sucked him off for sure, and likely fucked him.


FORCED ANAL SEX AS CORPORAL PUNISHMENT:

Forced anal sex administered on one’s spouse or girlfriend as a form of punishment when she has displayed a bad attitude, has a virtually 100% success rate in correcting the problem. Also, if your woman submits to the occasional firm ass fucking, you will have complete control over her, guaranteed. I personally can take or leave giving anal sex in that I see no point in fucking an asshole when a wet, willing cunt is available. However, I will partake in such an act if a woman is really into it. Many women are extremely turned on by being forced to suck a man's cock after it has been up their ass (referred to in porn as "ass to mouth" or ATM). There really is no strong taste afterwards, since the rectum is a self-cleaning organ.

Also, if like most women, your girlfriend is NOT a vaginal virgin, it is very romantic to save your first anal sex for the wedding night. Even if she has had anal sex before, the thought of you avoiding her asshole until that special night will turn her on big time.


WOMEN WHO LIKE TO “TRAVEL” CONSTANTLY:

Women who have a pathological need to constantly "go traveling" or "go out with the girls" have serious emotional problems. If they cannot travel for several months or go out for a couple of weeks, due to vocational or family responsibilities, they become extremely depressed, agitated, and belligerent.

They tend to avoid life's problems and often suffer from either a Borderline Personality Disorder or a Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder. They tend to blame everyone else for their problems and constantly whine about things beyond their control. They have unrealistic expectations of those around them, and unrealistic life goals. They are afraid of aging. Furthermore, they are serial cheaters who use "spousal neglect" to justify their behaviour. If their husband asks them to cut back on the traveling or going out, they accuse him of being "a control freak".

Listen carefully ... if your wife regularly goes down to the Caribbean with her girlfriends for a "girls only trip", there is a very good chance that she is fucking Leroy and the boys. If she partakes in regular "girls nights out" which she refuses to cancel or postpone to spend more time with you, then she is an emotionless, shallow bitch. You can do far better. Dump her.


VACATIONS:

Vacation trips NEVER turn out as good as one imagines when one plans them.

HOTTIES GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE:

Women who were highly sexual and extremely popular during their sexual prime, have a worse time coping with menopause than those who led less popular/sexual lives.

ADRENALINE JUNKIES:

Adrenaline junkies who partake in bungie jumping, skydiving, roller coaster riding, etc., often become quite depressed and turn to drugs when not participating in these activities, in order to either maintain the high derived from the activity, or suppress the desire to do the activity again. My observation does NOT apply to those who partake in such activities once in a while, but rather fanatics who must do so on a regular basis.

SOCIOPATHS IN BUSINESS:

Most people who are SUCCESSFUL in financial pursuits, such as trading stocks, are sociopaths who are completely devoid of emotion. They can make cold, calculated decisions without allowing their feelings to get in the way, and without any regard for the consequences on the people around them.


MENS’ HANDSHAKES:

Men with extremely soft handshakes, i.e. metrosexuals, have absolutely no backbone and are complete people pleasers.

Men with extremely firm handshakes that last for several seconds and hurt my hand are all VERY insecure in their masculinity and are trying to compensate for their insecurity by outdoing me in the "strength" department. This behaviour is most common with the "jock", "executive", and "pussy whipped" type. It is often accompanied by them staring me down with leery eyes.


SPORTS OBSESSIONS:

Men who are obsessed with watching or participating in sports are not getting laid. Putting things in holes and nets is just a sex replacement for them. And what ensues when the athlete holding the phallus-shaped object uses it to hit the testicle-shaped object into the vagina-shaped opening? A homoerotic ritual that involves ass slaps and hugs. And why is society moving more and more toward heavier contact in sports, i.e. body checking? Because men are more and more sexually frustrated, so they want to see men’s bodies piled upon one another. How pathetic!


THE “TRISEXUAL” MALE:

The vast majority of men are "trisexual" ... they would TRY ANYTHING at the request of a hot looking woman, even if they do not want to do it, provided they feel that there is a good chance doing so will result in her fucking them. I guarantee you, that as long as a straight man believes no one will ever find out, he'll suck another guy's cock, take a dildo up the ass, let a woman tie him up, piss on him, etc., if there is a pretty good guarantee that subsequently a hot pussy will be served up to him. Now women are different ... they will do practically anything sexually if it results in making the man they LOVE happy, including eating out another chick.


SWINGERS:

Swingers are far happier than non-swingers. However, most of them are financially irresponsible and have really lousy credit. Also, the worse a woman's credit, the better she is in bed.


MEN WHO “COCKBLOCK” OTHER MEN:

A decent, ethical man does not interfere with another man while he is hitting on a woman. He waits until the other man falls flat on his face before making his move on her. Men who interfere in other men’s courtship rituals cannot be trusted generally. They are disloyal backstabbers and should be avoided at all costs.


HEATHER:

A high percentage of women with the name "Heather" are promiscuous.


WOMEN WITH TATTOOS:

All women with tattoos (otherwise known as “tramp stamps”), are complete sluts. It does not matter what the tattoo is. Such is especially true of tattoos in the small of the back and on the ankle. I suspect that anyone willing to modify their body through tattoo application is generally not that picky about what is done to their body.


WOMEN WHO WEAR HATS:

All women who wear hats for anything other than for work or for protection from the elements, are extremely easy to manipulate into bed. And, the wider the brim of the hat, the more promiscuous they are. The only exceptions to the brim rule are berets, which are a glowing beacon of sluttiness. Furthermore, the brighter the colour or the greater the complexity of the hat, the more promiscuous the woman is. To date I have not figured out a reasonable psychological explanation for these observations.


THE MORAL PSYCHOLOGY OF “CHEATING”:

All good looking, horny men will cheat on a woman if the opportunity arises and they feel there is a very good chance they will not get caught. A man will French kiss his mistress passionately ... even more passionately than his own wife. He will put his heart into the cheating interlude. Then, he will go home to his loving wife like nothing ever happened. If the wife sucks his cock after it has been inside his mistress, it is especially exciting for him. The affair means nothing to him. He still loves his wife very much. When a man who is cheating DOES get caught, he NEVER feels guilty about the actual cheating. Rather, he feels guilty about the effect the discovery of the affair has had on his woman.

When a woman cheats, most of the time it is due to sheer neglect by her husband. In order to do so without feeling guilty she must be emotionally cleaved from her husband. In other words, she has to be unfulfilled to the point where if there were no financial or family ties to him, she would leave him in a heartbeat. Furthermore, for a woman to fuck her husband without guilt right after fucking her lover, or for her to cheat with another man in the matrimonial bed, she must be angry with her husband. However, a man can cheat right on the matrimonial bed with the woman next door, more because it is a "turn on" for the man rather than "resent" toward his wife.

Many times in the past, after I have cum inside a married woman, she has gone home and demanded oral from her unsuspecting husband. When I conduct a detailed interview afterwards, I always learn that the subsequent act was due to sheer resentment toward him. And, many cheating women don’t fear being caught—they often subconsciously WANT to be caught in order to be forced into a confrontation with their husband. In contrast, husbands dread being caught in that they do not want to face all the crying and screaming.

Women are easily manipulated by jealous girlfriends or predatory men, especially when drunk or “partying” or “on vacation”. No matter how wonderful their man is, the greatest saint of a man can be turned into the antichrist with a few carefully chosen words, making the most trustworthy woman vulnerable to a cheating episode.

Pathological jealousy in either male or female is devastating. However, I have come across numerous cases where men were labeled as “pathologically jealous” but they had good reason to be suspicious because their woman was cheating (sometimes with me). Woody Allen once said “Just because a guy’s paranoid, doesn’t mean that people aren’t out to get him.” The same holds true for paranoid jealousy.

Furthermore, a pathologically jealous man will rarely drive his wife to cheat---she’ll usually leave first. However, a pathologically jealous woman over time will wear her husband down to the point where he will cheat, because being denied the gift of a woman’s trust, being told that he has not earned it, gives him no incentive to behave in a trustworthy fashion. A man’s “monogamy” is an unnatural gift from him. If it is forsaken, it is not deserved.

Interestingly, women who either suspect that their husbands are cheating or even catch their husbands cheating, generally do not cheat in retaliation. However, most men who even slightly suspect that their wife might be cheating, even without concrete proof, will cheat themselves in order not to be caught in a potential “cheating deficit” on break-up.

The “cheating deficit” is far more psychologically devastating for a man than a woman, in that in a woman’s mind, all men are generally EXPECTED to cheat. It is crucial that if a man feels there is even a 1% chance that his woman has fucked another man, that he fuck 10 women in order to tip the scales heavily in his favour. This type of “compensatory cheating” is perfectly acceptable and in my opinion, mandatory for maintaining a strong relationship, in that if the man does not discount his suspicions by doing some cheating himself, he will make a lousy partner because he will constantly be bothered by the potential that his partner has cheated. There is no harm in this behaviour and it is quite healthy for the relationship.

Finally, it is acceptable for a man to cheat sexually on a woman if she is cheating emotionally on him. In other words, if going out until the wee hours of the morning and getting plastered is not a man’s thing, and his woman knows it, but she goes out and does it with her girlfriends anyway, then the man is justified in fulfilling his needs by fucking another woman, tit for tat, incident for incident. Let’s face it … she gets a sexual thrill from going out and cockteasing men on the dance floor, so her man has every right to obtain a sexual thrill in the way that he prefers—fucking! Personally, I would immediately dump this type of emotionally shallow bitch, but if a man must stay in the relationship for ancillary reasons (such as children, business, etc.), he must be smart about it and cheat to maintain his ego and self-esteem.

PLEASE NOTE: THERE IS NEVER ANY INSTANCE WHERE IT IS MORALLY JUSTIFIABLE FOR A WOMAN TO CHEAT. PERIOD.


WOMEN ALWAYS LOOKING FOR “DADDY”:

A woman ALWAYS seeks out male partners that are like her father. If a man gets along really well with his woman's father, and finds that he and the father are similar in most respects, the relationship with the woman will last far longer. I tend to have the best relationships with women with fathers that are either big womanizers, or want to be. Also, women who are "daddy's little girl" always make the best wives. They will not want to let their father down by breaking up with a man the father is fond of. Women angry at their fathers are generally bitter toward men, and make lousy wives.


CHEATING ON BUSINESS TRIPS:

Both men and women generally cheat when they go on "business trips". Such is especially true of "sales conferences". It is considered an integral part of the camaraderie.


IRRESISTIBLE SMELL OF SEX:

If a man or woman has just had sex, they are exponentially more attractive to the opposite sex, likely due to being covered in their lover's phermones.


STORIES OF DRINKING:

I always leave a function when the people around me are so drunk that the topic of discussion has deteriorated to what they are drinking, or stories about drinking. I personally do not drink partially because of the deleterious effects of alcohol, and partially because drunks disgust me. There is nothing more revolting that the glazed over look in the eyes of a drunk.


“TIT MEN”:

Men who are into women with huge tits tend to be extremely immature mamma's boys. Real men love juicy asses and long legs. Tits are for kids.


“BISEXUAL” PEOPLE:

All men and women that identify themselves as “bisexual” are only “bisexual” in regards to the sexual act, but “heterosexual” in regards to spiritually bonding with a life partner. In other words, all truly “bisexual” women prefer to have long-term relationships with men, but most prefer having sex with women.

There are some lesbians who are almost exclusively into women sexually, but prefer marrying a man because they cannot put up with having a woman around 7 days a week. Most of these closeted lesbians enjoy having sex with their husbands only because their love for their man helps them overcome their aversion to the heterosexual act. They consider the experience more of a spiritual act of bonding rather than a sexual act. Also, it is far easier to attract feminine young bisexual women when a man is involved, in that the act does not feel as “gay” by either woman when committed during a threesome.

Many “bisexual” wives in “swinger” relationships are actually lesbians in denial, desperately begging their husbands on a daily basis to get down to the swingers club for some “girl on girl” fun. Many say they are “doing it for him”.

Unfortunately, it is far less socially acceptable for closeted homosexual men in the same predicament to beg their wives to go down to the club to “suck some cock”, in that they will be considered a weak husband for doing so. The discouraging or shunning of the expression of male bisexual acts at most swinger clubs is primarily due to the insecurity of closeted bisexual and homosexual males who feel that witnessing such acts is tantamount to perpetrating them.

Also, if anyone constantly mentions that they are “bisexual” or proudly declares their bisexuality during inappropriate times, they are likely “homosexual”. And if your husband or boyfriend is caught asking for it in a bathroom stall, he is NOT BISEXUAL. He is about as gay as you are going to get.

Finally, there is a subgroup of heterosexual men who enjoy partaking in bisexual male sex. Most never fulfill this desire in that they are embarrassed to admit wanting to do something that is less than “macho”. Many encourage their wives or girlfriends to go down to swingers’ clubs so they can watch them fuck other men, or enjoy bringing men home for their wives. Doing so allows them to come in close proximity with cock, or the semen deposited into and splattered upon their wives, without actually committing a direct homosexual act.

These men often enter into “cuckolding” relationships (Google it), and when partaking in bisexual sex, it is almost always with a woman present. They are often highly sexual and consider the act more superficially hedonistic rather than deeply binding. Most also do not partake in male to male anal sex or kissing, which are far more intimate than the mechanical acts of sucking or jerking.



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[MichL]

und du erwartest jetzt nicht wirklich, dass sich das jem komplett durchliest hier, oder?

[Dr. Wummi]

[mirisfad]

Übersetz mir des irgendwer in Deutsch

[MichL]

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