Dr. Wummi
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Anmeldungsdatum: 22.08.2005
Beiträge: 4019
Wohnort: Wien
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 Verfasst am: 23.04.2007 22:14 Titel: Vtech (nicht Honda) |
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Q: Why won't North Korea invade South Korea?
A: They watched the CNN report on V-Tech!
So I was asking this girl out and she shot me down like we were at V-Tech.
Q: Why is V-Tech so good at basketball?
A: It involves shooting.
Q: Did you hear about the new dress code at V-Tech?
A: Level III body armor!
Q: Did you hear about Freshman orientation video at V-Tech?
A: They have to watch The Matrix, Dirty Harry, and Death Wish to be prepared for class.
Q: What do you say to your buddy when you're heading to your next class at V-Tech?
A: Cover me!!!
Q: Did you hear the new V-Tech fight song?
A: Please don't shoot me!!!
Q: Why are the ROTC cadets at V-Tech such crack marksmen?
A: They get a lot of daily practice!
I don't want to be a prick, but according to the school paper at V-Tech, tactical vests are out and body armor is in.
Q: What does going to the doctor and going to V-Tech have in common?
A: Either way, you're bound to get shot.
Q: What is the favorite drink at V-Tech?
A: Shots!!!
(Russian Reversal on this one)
In America, people shoot the shat. In V-Tech, shat shoots you!
Q: What's the most frequently visited store at V-Tech?
A: Target!
I know I'm going to hell. But at least I didn't go to V-Tech!!!
Q: What's the difference between going to Baghdad and going to V-Tech?
A: At least in Baghdad you expect to be shot at!
Turns out, at V-Tech, when you break up with someone you are not on the rebound....you're on the reload!!!
Q: Why did GLOCK send a 6000 dollar check to V-Tech?
A: Product Placement.
Q: Why did the Asian kid shoot up V-Tech?
A: He failed a Math Test! |
ha!
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